The following is a text conversation between Fattbuddha and I the other day. He took his wife to a resort/hotel I guess as a Christmas present or something for her, but pretty much for himself from what I can gather. That is irrelevent. But it was $250 or so for the night for the two of them (correct me if I am wrong) and it seems he had no clue as to what he paid for.
FB: I was just at the spa. I walked around Naked, took a shower, and sat in the sauna. I had no idea what was goin on. Where is the masseuse?
SW: Just scream “onegaishimasu!” Someone will come.*
FB: We are staying the night dawg. I have no idea what I was supposed to do. I wanted a hot babe to rub me.
SW: Oh. Sweet. I don’t know what you’re supposed to do either. Just go with the flow. I am watching Boss Coffee Commercials with Tommy Lee Jones
FB: Yeah. It was kinda liberating walking around, hang out with my wang out.
Not sure what services he was expecting. Perhaps the following?