Author Archives: Edward W

Dead Yourself

Isn’t it great how you can take the most innocent looking thing… And turn it into the most grotesque. This is all possible because of the app I downloaded called dead yourself. From the people at AMC TV who created … Continue reading

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Manga

So I kind of got a new hobby. Or maybe more of a way to kill time. Creating Manga! Like this picture of yours truly, Samuel Mother-Fuckin Jackson. I can take any photo, upload it into this app I have … Continue reading

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Conversation 130202 Dogsitting

My wife’s parents were passing through the city I live in on their way to my wife’s grandmother’s wake. Our mission, that we chose to accept, was to pick up the dog from the train station as they passed through. … Continue reading

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Conversation 130131 Bitches like…

FB: Is Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol worth watching?  (Yes, a Tom Cruise film) SW: Yea, just ended. It’s alright. Bitches Like Impossible. FB: You and “Bitches” SW: Bitches like bitches…..I don’t know. I thought of it last night and then … Continue reading

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I was Inverted

First off, Tom Cruise is full of shit. But that doesn’t matter. Hasn’t stopped me from seeing a lot of his films. Two of your snot-nose jockeys did a fly-by on my tower at over 400 KNOTS! I want somebody’s … Continue reading

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Conversation 130117 Onychocryptosis

FB: I got my left big toenail ripped off this morning. Surgically by a boyish man nurse. Very unsettling. SW: I thought you were gonna have that fixed permanently? FB: Yeah. Maybe eventually. Last time it was the right toe. … Continue reading

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The Little Things in Life

This made me crack up for about a minute. I tried to think of some elaborate way to explain why this was humorous, but I give up. But the expression on the cat’s face along with it having no soul … Continue reading

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The Appropriate Audience

By viewing the search terms that have led at least two people to this blog, we can gather that we have attracted the appropriate crowd. Tommy Lee Jones Alcoholic Is Tommy Lee Jones a Heavy Drinker? I bet when he … Continue reading

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Orion Beer: For Your Happy Time

I think the original idea behind this blog was to record all the different alcohol we try. Where we drank it, what it tasted like, was it worth the price? Stuff like that. In between first discussing the blog idea … Continue reading

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Conversation 130105 Far East

We had a somewhat amusing conversation today. SW: When you’re constipated, think of Bruce Lee. He will scare the shit out of you. FB: I do need to shit. I changed the subject at this point since I felt there … Continue reading

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